are real shady.

you’ve got minimal online activity, yet you spend all your time on the internet. being charming to bitches like me, i suppose? you can’t fool me.

i don’t necessarily take pleasure in hardcore social network research, but i do take pleasure in busting your pathetic ass. you must be a real sick fuck for even trying to cover up a relationship of approx. two years. you almost got me with that one. what’s worse, is that your poor girlfriend has no idea. what’s worse, is that she’s a friend of a friend of mine.

she has no idea about your blog, considering it’s a timeline of recycled, temporary relationships with slutty girls. let me get this straight, you have one permanent relationship that you hide from most people, and then you cycle through temporary bitches who put their boobs on tumblr for you? it’s almost creepy how there’s barely a week-long gap between your temporary bitches. people are naive these days.

it’s real unfortunate that you recycle the things that you say to these girls. are you trying to keep a tally of how many times each “witty” comment works effectively?

you are one fake, internet-obsessed motherfucker. and really, all i had to do is click some facebook photos and flip through a couple dozen pages of your tumblr.

you’ve tried to fuck with the wrong bitch, buddy. i hope you sleep well tonight, because when you wake up, you will discover that i have torn your whole fucking world apart.

trust no one. check ‘em before you fuck ‘em.